The other day my daughter and I were playing with her baby dolls. I picked up one of them and began to sing Rock a Bye Baby.
Rock a Bye Baby on the tree tops
Wait a second, why is this baby in the tree tops?
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
Okay, wind and a baby in the tree tops, wth?
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall
This sounds like more of a nightmare than a lullaby
And down will come baby, cradle and all